Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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