We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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