You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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