is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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