Dual....:-)
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize