Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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