I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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