you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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