I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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