NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
