Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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