i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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