Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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