i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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