sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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