I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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