I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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