I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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