Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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