your parents love me but you hate me
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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