I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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