i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
