What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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