then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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