Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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