it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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