I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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go home
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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