ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
