Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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