my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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