What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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