If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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