I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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