u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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