Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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