She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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