Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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