apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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