2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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