i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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