I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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