in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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