I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
