To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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