The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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