i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
