i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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