wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
God I need to hump something, right now.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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