Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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