Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
