I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I could make wine with my vomit
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I just blew my weed a kiss
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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