After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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