Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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