i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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