Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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